Creature Cocks Swamp Monster Green 23.9 cm Fantasy Dildo
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Creature Cocks Swamp Monster Green 23.9 cm Fantasy Dildo
Postage
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Postage āDiscretion is our Priorityā All items are packed discreetly and securely and dispatched directly from the Australian warehouse. We charge a flat rate of $12.95 per order, or for orders over $60 only pay $9.95 but when you spend $99 postage is FREE. Allow 3-7 working days for delivery within Australia. Delivery times to remote areas can be longer. Postage is via Australia Post however, in some cases depending on location a courier may be used.Ā We endeavor to have your parcel arrive safe and sound but to guarantee secure postage we have an option for Shipping Protect for an additional fee. If you choose not to add Shipping Protect, we cannot guarantee the security or replacement of your parcel once it is with the courier.
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We endeavor to have your parcel arrive safe and sound but to guarantee secure postage we have an option for Shipping Protect (signature on delivery and damage cover) for a flat fee of $3.50. If you choose not to add Shipping Protect, we cannot guarantee the security or replacement of your parcel once it is with the courier. These options are available in your cart.
Refunds & Warranty
For all returns, please contact us for a returns form and further details.
Please choose carefully before you buy. Due to health & hygiene reasons, we areĀ unable to offer a return, refund or exchange policy for change of mind on certain adult products. For more information please contact us prior to purchase.
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For faulty products
- All claims must be made within 12 months of purchase and accompanied by an invoice showing proof of purchase from Ignight Me.
- The Customer is responsible for returning the product if it can be posted or easily returned. Customer is responsible for the return postage cost.
- In the case of defective items, a replacement item will be given where stock permits.
- When a replacement cannot be supplied and/or a major problem with the product is identified a full refund will be provided.
Ignight Me offers returns and refunds where the product:
- Is supplied incorrectly.
- Has been supplied within 90 days of expiration date.
- Has encountered a major failure and is not suitable for the purpose it was sold for.
- Is accompanied by a completed Goods Returns Notice (GRN) (please contact us).
Refunds will NOT be given where:
- The product was NOT purchased from Ignight Me.
- The Ignight Me invoice relating to the refund is MORE than 12 months old.
- The product was not deemed faulty or returned in appropriate manner.
- There has been a change of mind.
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We may offer a 30-day exchange of unsuitability of lingerie and costumes from the date of purchase. Additional fees may apply.
To be accepted, all returns must:
* be returned in the original undamaged packaging/box (where applicable).
* have intact tags, still attached to the garment.
* not have been used/worn (except to try on for size).
* not be damaged or soiled.
* not be altered in any way.
Lingerie return exclusions: Latex wear, hosiery and body stockings.
Refunds
Where a refund has be granted, we will process refunds via the same payment method you used to place the order. It may take your financial institution 3-5 business days to refund the money to your account once we have processed the refund request.
We reserve the right to refuse a returned items if the items do not comply to our returns policy. Refused items will be posted back to you and additional postage will be charged. We accept no responsibility for returns that are sent by non-traceable postage methods and are not received. Unfortunately, without the items we cannot issue an exchange or refund. We strongly suggest you send your returns using a traceable method.
Please note there may be a delay in replacement products and additional postage costs.
Orders that are cancelled may occur restocking fees.
Product Description
Description
Dive deep into new fantasies with this Swamp Monster dildo from Creature Cocks! Its mysterious shaft is textured with tiny bumps and scaly ridges. The long shaft has a gentle curve to it for your penetrative pleasure and a soft pink head that blossoms like a bud at the end of a green stem. At the base is a wide, flat plateau that you can ride and two, shiny, black glass orbs that seem to stare up into your depths as you ride it! Is it face or phallus? That's up to you to decide as you enjoy the sweet and silky smoothness of premium silicone as you plunge it deeper into your own wet and mossy swamplands. Completely phthalate-free, it is body-safe to use with water-based lubricants. The base is also compatible with a strap-on harness for those of you who want to share in the fantasy and get pegged! Or ride solo; the strong, suction cup base lets you enjoy it hands-free! After play is over, wash the dildo with warm water and soap and use a toy cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.
On a hot and balmy day, you've decided to explore more on this surprise vacation to the Everglades. Fanning yourself, the heat is as heavy as a blanket and you seek some shade in the late afternoon. For miles the winding, wet swamplands stretch out and you sit at the edge of it on the moist earth under a tree. The sun hangs low in the sky, yet it's still warm, so you strip down and wade into the water. The cool water freshens and cools you. You feel so relaxed you lose track of time. Suddenly there's a moment in the water and as you look around, you see the two glassy, black eyes of something watching you. Your breath catches in your throat, fight or flight activated, yet you stay perfectly still. As you finally turn to start moving out of the water, a scaly, wet hand grabs your thigh. You freeze, terrified, but your terror turns to confusion and arousal as the hand begins to slide up between your thighs and stimulate you! As you look down, you see the pink tipped, scaly, green rod begin to emerge from the water. It surfaces, twitching, firm and excited; two glassy black eyes look up at you and the hands pull you down over the shaft. It parts you and you find yourself being moved up and down and it feels so good that it surprises you. Your moans are barely heard over the wild waters, and you begin to feel hot for an entirely different reason! As you reach climax, the monster releases you, thick, white slime trailing between your thighs. You walk out of the water and to the shore again, only the Everglades knowing your mysterious secret.
Key Features:
- Fantasy Dildo: The long, scaly, ribbed shaft of this curved Creature Cock is for those who like the deep, wet swamplands of fairytale and lore. With its pink head, wide, flat base and glass eyes you'll be indulging in wild fantasies only few have known!
- Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this dildo. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands-free!
- Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most strap-on harnesses so you or a partner can wear the dildo and bring the fantasy fully to life!
- Premium Silicone: Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone.
Measurements: Overall length: 23.9 cm. Insertable length: 17.8 cm. Narrowest insertable diameter: 3.5 cm. Widest insertable diameter: 5.1 cm.
Materials: Silicone, glass
Colour: Green
Note: Do not use with any silicone products; use only with water-based lubricants for best results.