The No-BS Guide to Using Condoms Properly (Because Safe Sex Shouldn’t Be Complicated)

Condoms are like seatbelts for sex—non-negotiable if you want protection from STIs and unplanned surprises. But just owning them isn’t enough; you’ve gotta use ’em right. Here’s how to avoid disasters (both awkward and biological).

1. Pick the Right Condom

• Material matters: Latex is the go-to, but if you’re allergic, polyurethane or polyisoprene works too. Sheepskin? Nope—doesn’t block STIs.
• Size counts: Too tight = uncomfortable. Too loose = risky. If standard feels off, try different fits (yes, they exist).

2. Check the Expiry Date (Yes, Really)

That condom in your wallet from 2019? Trash it. Old condoms break down, and a split condom defeats the purpose.

3. Open It Like a Civilised Human

No teeth, no keys, no frantic clawing. Use your fingers to tear the packet gently—because shredding your only protection mid-hookup kills the mood fast.

4. Roll It the Right Way

• If it doesn’t unroll easily, it’s inside out. Toss it and start fresh—no flipping it over, unless you fancy playing STI roulette.
• Leave a 1cm gap at the tip (pinch it!) so semen has somewhere to go. No space = pressure build-up = potential mess.

5. Lube Is Your Friend (But Not All Lube)

• Water-based or silicone lube = safer, smoother, and less friction.
• Oil-based lube (Vaseline, coconut oil, etc.) = latex’s worst enemy. Skip it unless you’re using polyurethane condoms.

6. Keep It Secure Mid-Action

• If the condom slips or breaks, stop immediately. Swap it out—no "just a little longer" excuses.
• Switching from anal to vaginal? New condom. Bacteria doesn’t discriminate.

7. Finish Like a Pro

• Hold the base when pulling out to avoid spills.
• Tie a knot, wrap it in tissue, and bin it. Never flush—condoms clog pipes, and plumbers don’t need that trauma.

Extra Pro Tips for the Savvy User

• Storage: Keep condoms in a cool, dry place (not your car glovebox—heat ruins them).
• Double-check edges: If it feels like the condom is rolling up during sex, pause and fix it.
• Practice makes perfect: Want to avoid fumbling? Try putting one on solo first. No judgment here.
• Communicate: If your partner argues against condoms, that’s a red flag—not a negotiation.

The Bottom Line

Condoms only work if you use them every single time—no exceptions. Skimping on safety isn’t worth the stress (or the clinic visit).

Need high-quality condoms (and zero awkwardness)? We’ve got you covered—discreetly. Shop our range [here], because safe sex should be simple.